Even though he is long gone from the scene many people fondly remember the Johnny Carson routine called “Carnac the Magnificent.” Carnac, a great seer from the East, had the mystical ability to glean the appropriate question when given the answer.
Here’s the MMO Di-Jest’s visit with the amazing Carnac.
The answer: Bart Colon
Carnac: What is the official fragrance of THE SIMPSONS?
The answer: Banner Day
Carnac: What will Mets fans call it when the Wilpons are forced to sell the team?
The answer: The Mets’ general manager’s big transaction on deadline day
Carnac: How would you describe Sandy Alderson’s switch to GEICO auto insurance on Thursday?
The answer: Mets PR director Jay Horwitz
Carnac: Name the only job tougher than the one Barack Obama has.
The answer: 2-1/2 Men
Carnac: Describe the Mets’ lineup when it begins Eric Young, Daniel Murphy, David Wright.
The answer: Jeurys Familia
Carnac: What is the legal term for committing a felony on a relative?
The answer: Pepperoni pizza
Carnac: What would Justin Turner have smooshed into the face of the star-of-the-game if the Mets had been an Italian soccer team?
The answer: The Big Bang
Carnac: What is the sound one hears when Lucas Duda really gets into one?
The answer: A starter and reliever
Carnac What does Dillon Gee become if he has that third cup of coffee in the morning?
