Introducing Our Truth-O-Meter
Don't believe everything you hear this Hot Stove Season...
Especially, anything that comes from the lips of the agents, players, front office, manager, or general manager.
You have to read between the lines.
Many times what they say is the exact opposite of what they actually mean.
Here at Mets Merized Online we will put all comments through our Truth -O-Meter so you will know exactly what's going on.
I know the Truth O Meter looks a lot like an Espresso Machine, but it has been modified by the Science Department at MIT and the results have been very impressive.
Judge for yourself.
What they said
Yesterday, Omar Minaya said that Luis Castillo will be our second baseman and that he expects him to have a huge rebound season.
What that really means
Somebody, please, anybody... take this this no good, piece of crap, second baseman off of my f****ng hands before I freaking puke all over myself.
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What they said
Jeff Wilpon said the Mets will shakeup the team via addition by subtraction.
What that really means
If Omar doesn't get rid of that f****ng whiny ass, Aaron Heilman, I'll have him scrubbing the freaking bathroom stalls in CitiField.
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What they said
David Wright said that the Phillies earned the right to say anything they want.
What that really means
Damn, I wouldn't mind going a few rounds with Cole Hamel's wife, that babe is smoking.
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What they said
Brian Fuentes' agent, Rick Thurman said the Mets can save some money by signing his client.
What that really means
I am gonna rake your desperate asses over the coals before agreeing to anything with you. Show me the f****n money!
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What they said
Mets VP Tony Bernazard said, the Mets would be in great shape if they went into next season with Eddie Kunz as the closer.
What that really means
If we don't get K-Rod or Fuentes this off season, we are going to be f****d. Screw this crap, I'm faxing my resume to Kansas City and Seattle.
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What the hell are you doing reading this ridiculous post? Get out there and VOTE!




Dan Uggla may have had the worst All Star performance that I have ever seen for a position player. He was absolutely horrid and was just as big a factor in the National League's loss as Billy Wagner was. (If you can believe that!)
One of the things I immediately noticed about Jerry Manuel was his willingness to reward his hot players with more playing time. Not long after he replaced Willie Randolph, he made it perfectly clear.
Pedro Martinez did not come out to pitch the fifth inning after being pinch-hit for in the bottom of the fourth inning.
The Ryan Church saga had some good news for a change after a new doctor and further tests gave the Mets a good reason to be hopeful for a quick return from their regular right fielder.