You know that by renaming Citi Field “Rising Sun” some would think it was house for ladies of the evening….

China buys out Citi Bank. They also buyout Citi Field which they rename “Rising Son” in honor of Mets new CEO Jeff Wilpon.

How about a comeback for Bobby Bo…Mo Vaughn…and Roberto Alomar too?

A few stipulations to the deal.

David Wright will become a part-minority owner in Sterling Equities

David Wright will have his name changed to David Wilpon, officially giving the Wilpons a MLB baseball player in the family..Fred Wilpon was a stud pitcher in HS and College ( Michigan ) until he blew out his arm..Jeff Wilpon after going from a prestigious HS in Long Island to a Community college in Florida, transferred to Michigan his junior year…where he got 36 AB in college, it was said that the only reason they allowed him to play was b/c his dad was a major contributor to the baseball team…nice to have a daddy pull strings for u when you dont have the talent to make it on your own…Jeff was then drafted as a favor by the expos gm in the last round, again as a favor to Daddy Fred…Jeff then retired after 1 week of spring training, after he found out that his dad could no longer pull anymore strings to get him on the MLB All-Star team that year…Hilarious that the wilpons were not able to convince Frank Cashen to draft their son…they had to call the expos to do it…

So to make up for all of this…

The Wilpons will offer David Wright a chance to be a Wilpon….in exchange for a 10 year 10 mil deal that will take David Wright all the way to retirement…

David Wilpon will then have to marry one or more of Saul Katz’s daughters.

When Omar signs someone that used to play for him or he scouted…its b/c they are buddy buddy…esp if the last name is perez…gomez….rodriguez…

When its Dickey, well everyone just says it was blind luck

then u guys wonder…

Free to get in, but we charge you to leave.

LOL, nice.

The Wright prediction is not all that unrealistic. The Mets may not have enough money to sign him to the deal he deserves and David would love to be a partial Met owner. This would be the smartest thing Jeff has ever done. David is the rightful captain of the New York Mets and has been for five years now, but next year would be a great time to make it official.

As far as bringing back Ollie, what the heck, why not? He is not even the same person who stunk up Citi Field in 2009. We need a lefty in the pen, give him a shot.

1) Sandy finally gets around to sending Jose Reyes a box of chocolates, citing he has a bigger budget to now work with.
2) Mets change their dynamic pricing to depend upon the outcome of the game and fans have to pay the difference in order to leave the park and go home.
3) Bud Selig gives Mets a 10 game handicap citing it’s in the best interests of the game.
4) Sandy skips attending 2012 Winter meetings
5) Met hitters panic and look for hit sign on a two-strike count.

Bleacher Report is home to many kids trying their hand at writing. My friend’s son was writing for that site at 15.

Anybody can write there so to write a post here about an article written by a 12 year old is really poor judgement in my opinion. And that’s how old the author of this “alleged piece” looks like he is.

I mean did anybody who knows what Bleacher Report is just take this piece at face value?
C’mon people use your heads. Now random pieces by 12 year olds that just happen to be on Bleacher Report get reposted here?

Talk about a Rolaids guy!

How about Mets sign Oliver Perez and Dickey teaches him the knuckleball?
LOL, there isn’t a catcher in MLB that could take the punishment.