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Mets Caption Contest! Win A Free A&E Mets 50th Anniversary 10 DVD Boxed Set!
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New York Mets
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A NEWLY RELEASED 10 DVD SET THAT CAPTURES
ALL 50 YEARS OF AMAZIN’ METS BASEBALL!
Product Description & Features
- Number of discs: 10
- Run Time: Over 22 Hours
- This Collector’s Set is a must have for any Mets fan and features stunning, high end book packaging with 26 beautiful pages of photos, editorial and an all new documentary.
Featuring the Mets greatest moments, origins of the team, and much more!
Includes 8 Season Highlight Films including never-before released films from the 1960s, ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s, plus 1969 and 1986 World Series Films!
Also includes 5 Classic Mets games:
- 1969 World Series Game 3 – Tommy Agee’s stellar defense and home power,Mets win 5-0.
- 1986 NLCS Game 6 – thrilling 16-inning NL Pennant-clinching victory in Houston.
- 1986 World Series Game 6 – the greatest World Series game punctuated by Mookie Wilson.
- 2000 NLCS Game 5 – NL Pennant-clinching victory as Mike Hampton spins a shutout.
- September 21, 2001 – Mike Piazza’s home run and the Mets help lift a the hearts of New York and the nation.
A TREASURED COLLECTIBLE FOR ALL METS FANS!
You can purchase your copy at the Mets Shop on Mets.com for only $84.99!
Or you can win this incredible treasure trove of Mets history
Right Here On MMO!
METS CAPTION CONTEST!!!
There they are – our fearless leaders – Saul and Fred. Give us your best caption for that photo, and you’ll win this amazing A&E Mets 50th Anniversary Boxed Collectors Set.
I’m looking forward to picking out the best caption. Leave’em right here in this comment thread. Contest ends Saturday at 8:00 PM. Winner to be announced on Monday morning.
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About the Author: Joe DeCaro
I'm a lifelong Mets fan who loves writing and talking about the Amazins' 24/7. From the Miracle in 1969 to the magic of 1986, and even the near misses in '73 and '00, I've experienced it all - the highs and the lows. I started Mets Merized Online in 2005 to feed my addiction. Follow me on Twitter @metsmerized.
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No seriously, who’s driving this thing?
Do I have to put quotes around it to make it an official entry?
My official caption entry: “Right turn, Clyde.”
Excuse me while I whip this out…I mean around.
I’ll give you a thousand bucks if you run over Jason Bay… I’ll double it if you can take him and Andres Torres out on the same hit.
If you could add a reply to the caption it should be “We both know you don’t have a thousand bucks.”
We’re on a highway to hell.
“Good job Fred, ANOTHER hole in one.”
This is not a caption just a question. Judging only by the schnozz is that Paul DePodesta riding in the back?
This is my caption: “Look at the bright side, at least we’re not behind bars.”
You drive like you finance this team, shitty. (sorry Joe for language)
Fred, you lost your idiot son on that last turn.
Is that a train wreck over there or just this year’s roster?
Fred and Saul, have some Gall
To The Boys In The Back: “Sorry fellas – budget cuts only call for 1 golf cart this year, hop on.”
or
“Fred, you’re driving like you just stole people’s money.” – the Megdal edition
Fred Wilpon owner of the NY Mets looking for an escape from his disappointing baseball team “Hang on Saul, I’m gonna screw those two guys in the back!”
“Saul, I got a guy who convinced me with statistics that trading in my Rolls Royce for this golf cart was getting the most bang for my buck.”
“Fred, remember when our biggest problem was the GM screwing a secretary?” “Those we’re the days Saul”
Step on it Fred, the Feds are right behind us!
This.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OSLFKpo8IY
That sound effect.
This is hilarious!
Okay I wanna play too!
Hey Fred, let’s mess with Sandy’s head and tell him he has a $140 million dollar payroll budget!
“Hey Fred, I don’t want our reign to end like this. Let’s do the Thelma & Louise Ending.”
“Yo, Freddie Dubs, when we gonna get some 24s on this mofo?”
“Sorry, Katz Dawg, budget cuts.”
“Maybe if we bring this thing to Doc he can get us back to 2006.”
“Don’t be so hard on yourself, Fred. You and Franky Frank would look great dancing Gangnam style together.”
“Saul – I thought we agreed we’d both wear as much Mets clothes as possible so the fans think we really like this team?”
okay i’m done for now haha
Fred: (singing) – “Take a load off Saul, take a load for free; Take a load off Saul, aaaand, you can put the load right on me.”
Saul: Wait Fred, why are you going in reverse?
Fred: Sandy just texted me and found a cheaper golf course. He told me less people, less wait time, lousier conditions but we save money. Oh, btw don’t say anything to Cash, Daniels, & Sabean over there, let’s just drive right by.
Swing by the rotunda and lets reminisce about the Dodgers’ glory days again.
“Sup, ladies? Need a ride to bingo?”
Laughing right out loud, these are great.
Glad I’m not the one who has to decide which one is best.
“Sandy, when everyone said you were asleep at the wheel this isn’t what they meant.”
Hey does this thing fit through the McDonald’s Drive Thru? The McRib is back on the Dollar Menu.
“Way to go Fred! We got 2 new players and we’ve only been at this park for 10 minutes. Quick let’s go see if that guy wants to play second base!”
Not official entry just for fun.
Saul: “This is not what I was expecting when you said, “Quick! To the Batmobile!”
Wow, 34 already??? I might have to give away a couple of more Mets goodies for second and third place. Some of these are really good and we still have until Saturday night until the contest officially ends.
Second and third place winners will get this also brand new and just released Mets DVD:
http://shop.mlb.com/product/index.jsp?productId=13156463&cp=1452359.2184772
I will update the post with the information.
Some say he has no understanding of clowns and that his eyelids are power by hydrolics. All we know is, he’s called the Wilp.
OK, maybe 2 people will get that, but they will appreciate it.
Another Top Gear fan.
“What the hell do you mean you had to get rid of the Bugatti?”
“Maybe Jason Bay’s hidden talent is golf! We’re not paying him $65 Million for nothing… right?”
“Lucky for us the team is terrible, otherwise that promotion where we said we’d drive everybody to their cars would have totally backfired.”
“Fred Wilpon doing his best David Wright impression (see tongue).”
LoL, nice.
” Hey Saul. Check it out. There’s a nickel on the other side of the driving range… Mine!! “
“Hey Fred, you just passed Citi Field. I know Saul. I don’t want to watch the game either.”
Fred: “I live my life a hole at a time. Nothing else matters: not Madoff, not SNY, not my team and all their bullsh*t. For those ten golf swings or less, I’m free.”
I should of prefaced it with (Fred a day after watching “The Fast and the Furious.”
I got the reference.
I know many movie buffs would. These type of things are always fun. On twitter this type of thing would prob start to trend.
“Hey Fred, why don’t you drive this thing off a cliff, just like you’ve done with the Mets!”
“#Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, we love you. And our pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang love us, too!”
“If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 8 miles per hour… you’re gonna see some serious @#$%”
Well, it seems in the picture he’s ready to fight someone who’s giving him the middle finger.. probably SRT
so he’s licking his lips and thinking “ohhh, i ought to ….. ..”
LOL, very nice.
We’re in enough trouble, so get your tongue back in your mouth, she’s only 17.
“Fred, I know you said we needed money – but golf cart taxi service for a buck is taking it too far.”
“Hold on, Saul, I saw Steve McQueen do this in a movie once.”
Saul “what was that bump”
Fred “Jason Bay”
Saul “does this thing have reverse?”
Like this one:)
Good idea Fred, We can make some extra money dropping off fans at their car after the game.
Unofficial entry just for fun:
Fred: “Okay. Time circuit’s (1986) on. Flux capacitor, fluxing. Engine running.
Saul: “Fred! for the last time Doc Brown is just a character in a movie.”
I already used Back to the Future reference – you’re DQd haha
I was going to go with an “A.C.M.E. Time machine” reference but couldn’t resist.
“Saul Katz and Fred Wilpon reminisce about the good ol’ days back when they were victims of a Ponzi Scheme.”
“Saul, what do all these people mean when they tell me to ‘do an Earnhardt’?”
“I’ll show you when get to that wall.”
#toosoon
Who is talking about Earnhardt??? Don’t compare a racing legend to the 2 crooks I see in the pic above.(KatZPon) + (WillPonzi) ahem….. What a laughable concept, stick to baseball, and keep NASCAR out of it!! Besides….to do an Earnhard you need Sterling Marlin!!!!
“Will this thing make it to Vegas so I can catch a 51′s game.”
or “Think this thing gets enough HP to outrun an angry mob or pitch fork wielding season ticket holders?” and lastly
“Hey Saul, good thing I wore my Mets warm up jacket, I better start shagging fly balls with the outfield we have lined up for next year.”
If I don’t win, can the winner let me borrow the DVD set?
Hey Fred, I heard the Yankees had more action in their bathrooms than we do on the field.
Yeah Saul, Maybe we can have a “Bring your girlfriend to the Bathroom Day”.
“Fred Wilpon and Saul Katz stretch their legs before attempting to put foot in mouth.”
Got two for ya Mr NJ
“Hey, Fred. You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym?”
or
“Saul, the question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?”
LoL you got me Jessep. I had to google it to find out the reference. Here is my last one for the day from a classic movie comedy.
Saul: “I want you to kill every gopher on the course!”
Fred: “Check me if I’m wrong Saul, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re gonna lock me up and throw away the key…”
Saul: “Gophers, ya great git! The gophers! The little brown furry rodents!”
Bueller?
Bueller?
“Take it easy Fred, we will be in Florida spring training real soon.”
Both thinking: “I hope he pays for this round, Bernie’s check bounced!”
Fred, what the heck do you mean Jose Reyes is no long with the ballclub?
Fred, whaddya mean you don’t have any money for the meter?
Freakin, Bernie!
I told you he didn’t cut the infield grass the right way!!
“Weekend at Bernie’s”
I know someone wants to say” Searching for Bill Rigney”. He used to tee up here.
If Fonzie wins with that caption, I want half the prize!
get comfortable Fred, if we finished ruin the mets , this vehicle will be all we have left , and take your god damn shoe down will ya? , thats my style .
AH, significant playing time in September…Golf that is.
“The drive towards mediocrity.”
Off to another October on the golf course!
“I bet with Einhorn we could’ve afforded a real car.”
Fred: “Hey Saul like my new ride? It gets 40 miles to the gallon”
Saul: “It’s nice I got my wife one in pink, how can u afford it?”
Fred: “That’s what happens when you don’t bring back Reyes or Wright.”
And the best part, Saul? I swiped this golf cart from Nancy Lopez at the ’86 reunion.
Fred, this time I’ll be Batman and you’ll be Robin.
“Rigor Mortis Sets In From Top To Bottom”
Leading the mets down the road to nowhere
You need a license to drive but any idiot can own a baseball team
Hey Fred! Let get the hell out of here! I think the fans are getting wise.
Saul Thought Bubble: ‘I could slip it into his coffee….no one would ever know…..”
Fred, do you think Bernie is on this golf course?
All that money we’re wasting………I’m gonna tell Sandy to activate Bonilla to shore up the outfield.
“Damn, Nelson Doubleday has my number blocked”
So we go down overspend expressway turn left on blame the players boulevard, turn left on corruptive court head left on shed payroll place then another left on lying lane and another left……..we keep going in circles trying to find winnin way!
Saul: “I thought you said Sandy was coming too?”
Fred: “He is, I got him in my pocket.”
Hey, Fred! This ain’t no bumper car!
Fred: “Whoa…this curve is more wicked than Wainwright’s was to Beltran” Saul: “No, go faster…I see 2014 right around that curve”
Saul: “Did you tell the two in the back to let us win we’re tired of losing at everything ” Fred: “Man this cold sore on my lip might be worse than doing a personal interview with Joe DeCaro over at Metsmerizedonline”
Know this is after the deadline so I just submitted it for fun:
“Did you read what those guys on Mets Merized said about us today?”